[VOICE POST]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but a skirt made of cling wrap.

The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

[Pause.]

I figured if I waited til today, you'd appreciate it more.

[ooc; READ THE JOKE ALOUD because sob it doesn't make sense written.... hence, audio post.... scream /goes away now.]

Petty crime is just that-- petty, and annoying. I trust the rash of theft is over, at least, unless other curses are hanging around past their expiration dates, too ( Read more... )

For anyone I offered to lend a hand to yesterday- I'm sorry, that was terribly unprofessional of me.

If I could get them back, that would be great.

[ooc: will get tags later, but I wanted to get this up so I didn't forget ;3 ilu]

Interesting fact: a collection of giant spider legs is not nearly as appealing the day after whatever that last curse was. I'm still not entirely sure what I had intended to do with them ( Read more... )

Given that my teeth are fine today, I guess the City just decided to pay for the privilege of kicking our asses yesterday?

I think they owe a lot of back taxes, in that case.

The darkness the other day made it kind of difficult to do anything about replacing everything the earthquake broke. It was a busy week of not-so-natural disasters... the rain was a mere inconvenience, but the earthquake was a rude reminder of how unpleasant this place can be. Aside from having a lot of cleaning to do, and a lot of dishes to buy ( Read more... )

|[Accidental Audio]|

[Oh, look who woke up. There's a bang and a clatter as the communicator is knocked off a nightstand, and after a moment, a reflexive gasp and fit of coughing. There's a rustling of sheets as he gets up, and then the transmission cuts off abruptly as he notices the device on the floor and turns it off ( Read more... )

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I probably don't have to point it out, but all that unpleasant nonsense the other day was just that-- nonsense. I am neither a mass-murderer nor a mime, et cetera ( Read more... )

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